Monday, February 10, 2014

Playing Away..Travels in a strange land

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Please paint this country sea blue..

 I have to admit, I thought a holiday to Thailand would do the following for me:-

1. End in wild adventures in boozy smoky bars full of naughty women
2. Broaden my horizon with massages and enlightenment
3. Teach me humility and patience and understanding

Ah well I achieved none of the above. What a boring country. North to South was like staying in the tourist end of Albufeira. If you are 18 to 28, go there, party all night but dont walk past my cabin at 6am singing " We dont care, we dont care we dont care" because I do, and I will donate half a tin of cs gas directly into your offsprings eyes completely free of charge.. 
The Golden Temple, Bangkok. Nobody we met in Thailand could speak English fluently, in fact it was always point and press regardless how simple the menu. They could not even tell you the name of the hotel they worked at....

Average tourist expression when receiving a bill... accomodation was up to six times higher than the prices quoted in Lonely Planet. It seems between these guys and Tripadvisor they have the market stitched up. We found Agoda.com very efficient for quick bookings.

Leaving Thailand for a few days, we found Cambodia very intelligent, relaxing, cheaper, nicer, people better looking, food more interesting, more honest, happier...

These are some of the Angor What ruins that were used to film Tomb Raider. They are falling to pieces day by day and I guess wont be open much longer to the public. Despite massive tourism there is little attempt to restore it - these ruins have a team of six people to restore it... Sad beacause they are superb. Siam Reap is one of the best towns I have ever stayed in, cheap, vibrant, lovely!!

  More holiday tales soon, including an attempted drowning in Kao Tao, the worlds noisiest beach, and where not to shop, meanwhile must do some work, busy fixing wind damage and a new dog!!

Thursday, October 10, 2013

End of season

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A gentle October

Lovely weather and no guests gave us time to take down the shade sails and hammocks, prune the vines, get new chickens and take a few days off. High on my list was to find a small caravan and convert it into new volunteer accomodation, with the view that it must be as comfortable as our own room.

New in 1971, this poor baby was left under trees for the last ten years

One careful owner?

A few hours jet washing later
And now tucked into a snug spot

  Now up to Owl to strip out the inside and redecorate, and me to build a deck and shade area. Watch this spot!

 


Monday, August 19, 2013

Summer Time

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Hi Guys!!

Just thought I would post a few photos taken by a lovely French lady who was helping us last week... man do I get spoilt!!

Red onion head.. two days on a roof....

Great door stop

new pool table, cervical view

Shearer in new 2013 strip, currently unbetean

No metal is safe with Silvey!!

First prize in hunt the gnome goes to.... Silvey!!

The best way to win at darts is to sharpen them.





Monday, August 5, 2013

Yes!!! My washing machine broke down!!

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Well, technically it didn't... I won two broken ones from a pal, but if the truth counts, ours is on its last legs, so if it breaks during the reading of this blog, then the trutch beholdeth..

Matched with spanners, angle grinders, advice givers, a stray dog, a dog with sarcasm, a girlfriend with attitude, a hangover, and 30 plus degrees in the shade,  I set out in full sun...

A nice thickness to cut with a small angle grinder, to make the walls of the solar cooker

Solar cooker at work baking a ginger sponge... it gets to about 100 celcius, a bit low for baking so admittedly had to finish it in oven

Window from washing machine door, in our previously dark ladies loo, care of Petra!

Weight ring creates a nice surround for a Portulaca

Sundried tomatoes, temperature is perfect!
Drum makes a spectacular light or fire pit... I will wait until winter to try this one..
 The alternator could be used as a bicycle generator and various wires for a controller but I opted to sell them for scrap as they are heavy and worth 6 euros each. There was lots of body work left over - I learnt to use the creases and corners on the solar oven to save time.
Now, why is there an enormous pile of clothes in the sink...

Thursday, July 11, 2013

Summer Paint Party

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Everybody dance now!!


Wow, fry an egg on my tummy hotsville... Thanks to the sixty or so who attended my birthday bash last week, especially to Jade who filled my ear with pink chalk dust, to Gina for the magnificent desserts and to me for being so darn good looking!!

Only the best looking are let through the doors of Quinta Stuart

With the exception of our bouncer Ricardo Carrington

And Ali Baba hypnotist Stephanos Shortarsest

Lovely cupcakes and specialist paint thrower Gina

The sexy boys! Stu and Slseta boss Simon

Simon and grand daughter Jade



Oh yes, it goes from great to greater - come and see!!

Stu and Owl x

Sunday, April 21, 2013

Quinta Stuart wakes up

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Sun, fun and sex (not) see lots of work getting Quinta Stuart into shape. A hard winters work and now with our fantastic helper Petra, everything is shining clean and weed free!

New flowerbeds edged in calcada

Large pea gravel and stepping stones to sauna and new solar shower


The tipi now surrounded by new planting and top dressing

Shade sails everywhere!!

Fresh herbs around the tikka bar

Our own spinach, brocculi and eggs




Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Spring Spring squelch!!

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The only good thing about all this darn rain is a bit of breathing space on my gammy ankle. Having bought a ticket to see Benfica v Newcastle in the UEFA cup quarter finals and now not going... may as well stand in the rain...
   
New steps up to future lazing deck!


 

The new security system


  
Hemmingways now sitting into the landscape

Sooty.


Kit kat